More light hearted fun
What’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had?
I’ll start, though mine was slightly more night terror than dream! One night last year I was dreaming that I was looking around my grandparents old house, except that there was an extra bit of house at the back, behind where the stairs were, so I went to explore it when suddenly a ghost jumped out and grabbed me by the wrists! I could physically feel something holding my wrists too, I remember physically shaking myself to wake up! Had to sleep with the door ajar for a few weeks afterwards too!
Most of my dreams are anxious night terrors. The theme is often that someone is invading, Russia or zombies or ghost pirates or whatever. It's often about gathering supplies and going into hiding. And I often dream my parents die. "More light hearted fun" :D SORRY.
On a slightly more fun note, I one time woke up to having an orgasm. There was no touching involved. It blew my mind.
this happened to me last week.
I woke up with the a burning memory in my head which was........ in my Wife's voice " the Haifax bank say they have a parcel waiting for you ".
As I walked up to the Halifax bank it dawned on me I have no expected parcels and why on earth would anyone deliver a parcel to my bank. I decided not to go in.
That night when my Wife came in from work she confirms that she did not say anything about a parcel.
It was a dream that had stepped right into reality.
Can you imagine the response if I had asked the bank clerk "Hi I'm here for my parcel" lol
I suffer from ultra-vivid dreams every night - often two or three every night. Some are quite pedestrian, others are a bit more off the wall.
I've been buying French cottages - doing structural inspections in the barns with all the smells of damp and dust, one used to be a butchers where the years of cooking geese had impregnated the walls with yellow fat - I've been in Bristol docks with friends throwing beer bottles into the water - only for them to be told off by two policemen from their submarine Fiat 500 that was camouflaged and hiding in the water, I've been in all sorts of wars and battles and I've been shot & injured many times, I've been the only one who can see that attacking troops are actually wearing hologram exo-suits to make them look more invincible, I've been almost run over by a speeding Range Rover that was escaping from a Spielberg-style UFO - I could go on and on!. My nights are 'eventful'.
The only problem is they don't delete in the morning - so I'm left with the memories and emotional feelings as though they are all real and have actually happened. Some are obviously not real - the attacking spaceships etc. but others are too close to reality to spot the difference.
a submarine Fiat 500 !
Yes - and they surfaced, opened the fabric sunroof and told my friends off. All seems perfectly sensible in my dream world.
This is actually quite common, read point 2 of this article https://www.psychologytoday.com/gb/blog/evolution-the-self/201310/the-three-surprising-types-spontaneous-orgasms
I've forgotten many of the weirdest I'm sure, but I remember as a teenager in a dream my stomach was an old-style ISO fit car radio and it all seemed perfectly normal. I've had some good lucid dreams including one where I was fighting alien beings made of light and I realised it was a lucid dream so I just thought "I need a sword" and there one was! Loads of dreams where I can fly, and loads of dreams where there are extra rooms on my house but they're a bit derelict and I run around exploring.......
I'm done with Christmas Cards said:I remember as a teenager in a dream my stomach was an old-style ISO fit car radio
I love this story :-) I'm glad that you managed to stop yourself from actually gong into the Halifax to ask for your parcel though! Do you often have dreams that spill over into reality?