Looking for advice. I have an 8yr old dog that is potentially autistic and looking for advice. She's lovely and friendly, but sometimes I worry.
She seems to be under sensitive to touch, and needs constant stroking. However, this brings on a severe tail stimming episode.
She's over sensitive to sounds and doesn't like fireworks.
She never licks people - not even her lord and master! (That's me)
She can't feed herself. I have given her a tin of dog food yet she waits for me to open it.
She can't got to familiar places without supervision as she can't safely cross the road.
Socially, she is friendly but struggles to make friends. She wants to play with every animal but they run away laughing at her :( for example, we have a cat that hides and runs away when she sees her.)
She is socially unaware of certain behaviorus. She will happily fart in a room full of people and not be bothered. She has also eaten a full meal, then the contents of the cat litter tray, then puked, eaten the puke and puked again before walking off and leaving me to clean up - with guests.
Is there a test I can do? I think she qualifies for PIP but not sure what to do there
This chap says he knows a cure. Do you think I should believe him?
Get a dog! pref a greyhound (rescued)
The dog is a rescue dog (Border - Line Personality Disorder - Terrier.)
My problem is, I forget all about her all too soon and the result is, she burns my blinking food!!!! Mean, she is!!! So I’ll show her. I’ve switched to a raw food diet and I’m going to buy a coffee machine so I don’t even have to use her stove top to make my coffee. And I’m going to get bamboo chopping boards that cover her stove top up perfectcty. I’ll show her, for burning my food
I’ve read the post through twice and I’m pretty sure it’s a joke. At least I hope it is!!
without a doubt lol that's why i said that i don't think qwerty got it
I had to read it twice before I got the joke too!