Funny words and phrases

I once heard Nigella Lawson refer to a Microwave as a

Mee - Crow - Wah - Vay. It made me chuckle so much so, I often call it that myself. Makes me smile.

James May also calls the kettle the 'Electricity Pot' he stated that the Japanese literal translation for kettle is the electricity pot Joy.

Does anyone have anymore? 

Oh another I like is Rough - er - rolls, instead of Profiteroles Joy

List below please Joy

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  • Miss Pronunciation here.

    Years ago I was in a restaurant and one of the waiters was absent.

    I asked another waiter whether he was well and I was told that he had a very bad skin disease.

    I asked if it was Pissiarosis.

    Neither the waiter nor my friend understood.

    After saying the word several times to looks of confusion I spelt is out: psoriasis...

  • I would have got in even deeper water trying to spell it!

    I remember listening to Wogan in the mornings, people wrote in with funny anecdotes, a woman asked her husband to get a jar of Cyclax cream while he was out, the husband looked ‘sheepish’ on his return, he had asked the chemist for a jar of Climax cream! Grinning

  • he had asked the chemist for a jar of Climax cream! 

    Hilarious (and embarrassing)  Blush

    As we are the only people on the forum Roy, I think there must be something we don't know..

  • Could the last one to leave please turn the light out.

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