Published on 12, July, 2020
IE: I shot an elephant in my pajamas.
Ehhh, sorry I dont' understand this
Haha very funny
I was confused by this headline yesterday: "Campaign to ban London's 'floating' bus stops" - what is a floating bus?! That sounds cool! Why would people campaign to ban it? Maybe it's a good thing the campaign has stopped! But when I clicked the link and read the article it was of course the bus stops which were called floating, and they don't literally float.
What was he or she doing wearing your pyjamas? More importantly, I'm surprised they fit both of you.
Edit - or maybe they didn't and either your pyjamas were huge or the elephant's were tight. Or maybe you are the size of an elephant, or maybe the elephant was the size of a human.
Further edit : I'm assuming you both have the same amount of legs.
No brains were harmed in the making of this post.
I hope it was a clean shot..