Published on 12, July, 2020
IE: I shot an elephant in my pajamas.
OK, sort of understand it, but not really.
We never did grammar at school, we were supposed to pick it up by osmosis, reading books and other literature was supposed to make us pick it up intuitively, only for many of us it didn' tand left us confused over anything other than a full stop or a question mark.
missing modifier = while
I caught covid WHILE kissing Santa Clause. It was just on the cheek but I still caught it.
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Otherwise it means, well, it means just what its says, that I caught covid kissing Santa Clause - in flagrante delicto!.
Mrs Clause must have been out of town. Now I can bribe him for presents! mwahaha
No I still don't understand it?
Here's another one:
I caught covid kissing Santa Clause.
ok
"I shot an elephant in my pajamas." vs I shot an elephant WHILE in my pajamas.
"Oh mother dear, see here see here
our participle we have found!"
it is at the heart of this dangling modifier mystery!
Captain Spaulding then reported that "How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.
Hurray for Captain Spaulding, the african explorer
same drawer as the dongles.
How do you get the elephant to travel up the barrel without chafing? Some sort of sabot, maybe?
Rifled or smoothbore? So many questions....
Thanks Iain, I still don't understand though, I've never understood grammar.
out_of_step said:Call yourself a feminist!
I did, 40 years ago.
Nowadays I'm just an ist.
It's easier because it doesn't define me.
Call yourself a feminist!
out_of_step said:I say, set them free.
We don't want any of that liberal nonsense on here young whippersnapper.
I say, set them free.
I think people should keep all their dangling bits tucked away in a safe place and out of sight.
That is no reason to shoot an elephant.
I prefer to squint AND dangle.......especially when both directions of squint are true.....proper divergence with clarity as to the heart of the matter for some, perhaps.
"Number thinks being on this forum regularly results in a painful loss of personal productivity."
And with that hanging in the air (at a curious angle, obviously)......I feel a compulsion to p.o. for a while....to reclaim some productivity.
See y'all on the flip side.....and my absense will be like Arnie says btw
With warmth and characteristic obscurity
Number.
TheCatWoman said:I dont' understand this
https://writingexplained.org/grammar-dictionary/dangling-modifier
A modifier describes or qualifies another part of a sentence. A dangling modifier occurs when the intended subject of the modifier is missing from the sentence, and instead another subject appears in its place.
Understanding wordplay, the sentence made sense.
At least you didn't need a zoom lens
How big are your pyjamas? Why do you have a gun and how did it get upstairs to find them and put them on??!
This sounds way to mad for me