Published on 12, July, 2020
Just a bit of fun...
"That's not being neurotypical. Everyone's a bit stupid." "You can't be neurotypical. You don't have a job." "What's your special talent?" "But you don't look normal." "Neurotypical people have no imagination... and you're no exception." "I'm being serious. Don't treat everything like a joke." "But you have no sense of humour." "Why aren't you doing it this way?" "But you seem unfriendly enough." "I haven't started speaking yet." "My friend was neurotypical, but he managed to get over it eventually."
"Are you sure you're normal?"
Ouch felt... thank you
I’ve come back too soon...sorry
Saturday night.
We are all pissed that we can't join the NTs down the pub and get pissed.
How is this thread not https://youtu.be/huSP7PtctC4, Ellie?
i don't think anyone is being mean, but then, even if they were, it would probably be lost on me...(!)
I joined the forum and found kind, honest and caring, helpful and brilliant individuals... why has it sunk to this., ?
This is the thread where we demonstrate that although we are ND we can be a r s e h o l e s just as well as NT people... well done for being so progressive
...and it's gone, as you said.
Why did most of the stuff on the Thought for the Day thread also vanish? I hadn't particularly noted you all cussing on there...?
EYE CONTACT
Do you find it troublesome, having to maintain eye contact with your interlocutors? The eyes are the windows of the soul, so by maintaining eye contact, you could be allowing unwarranted access your soul.
Don't give away your soul.
Look at their feet instead.
Or at the wall, if the pattern is nice on the wallpaper.
Ah! I've created some of these myself. Here's one. Quick... it'll be taken down because of a word....
Could it be another in this series?
www.penguin.co.uk/.../
We were joking about this when I lived in Bali. We said we would come up with the most ludicrous thing, put it on a poster and plaster them all over.
I think you guys could make an hilarious little book just on the discussions on this thread. It's made my day and made me laugh.
ANXIETY
If you feel anxious, just remember...
you've probably done something wrong to deserve it.
Embrace your anxiety.
Embrace your wrongdoing.
I think that we should all collaborate on a book - along the lines of Alistair Beaton's 'The Little Book of Complete B***ocks' - a send up of the self-help genre, with entries such as
URINE
Let urine be the mirror of your soul. Every Monday morning, use a chopstick* to whisk a little of your urine in a white porcelain bowl. If your urine turns frothy, you have a terminal illness and will be dead by the weekend.
* If you have issues around chopsticks, it is better to use a fork.
"I'm being serious. Don't treat everything like a joke."
I'm sure I've said that! Lol! The first one made me laugh out loud and the rest didn't dissapoint. So funny