My name is Johannes and I am looking for a (girl)friend!

Dear people,

I am a young, slightly autistic man from the Netherlands who is in a hurry looking for a buddy, because I have no friends at all, I feel very lonely and I really want to have more adventure in my life! I had previously placed a call for a buddy on autisme.nl, but I was not really happy with the requests I received. I'll tell you later what my real terms should be for that buddy! These are again my hobbies:

-Computer!
-Gaming!
-Watch movies and series!
-To walk!
-Bicycles!
-Cook!
-Listen to music!
-Internet!
-Fantasy!

For the rest I work in an animal shelter and in a daytime activity. I have great colleagues there. I just have a bad home situation, because I have a very bad relationship with my father and my brother. A number of times it has escalated between us and I think that is a great shame! Also, I am not that highly educated, but I hope you can overlook that!

These my 13 conditions for a buddy!

-If it's a woman, she must be over 50! That's because of all the wisdom an older woman has!
-If it's a man or boy, he must be under 20 years old! That's because I had a lot more experience with boys in my youth.
-He or she should look as handsome as possible and NOT be ugly, unless the person looks so ugly that it makes him or her down!
-He or she must be politically fun and NOT thought stupid or anything!
-He or she must also be autistic or have an autistic family member!
-He or she must be open to friendship!
-He or she must be sympathetic, sweet, and kind!
-He or she must not be a fan of dangerous figures such as Donald Trump, Geert Wilders or Mark Rutte, because I hate those people and I do NOT want to argue about them!
- He or she should not be too fond of sports!
- He or she must be as hygienic as possible!
- He or she must be open to traveling all the way to Willemsoord!
- He or she must love children!
- He or she must NOT be stupid, so he or she must know something!

Greetings,

Johannes

Parents
  • Welcome to this forum. It is obvious you have anxiety and controlling issues. Not anything bad for sure or abnormal but normal today if you know what i mean ? The person who needs to control everything, the one who insists that everything must be wright at all times, is suffering from a  mental illness that impedes their normal functioning. 

    The only thing you are missing is love. That is all. 

  • Hello,

    What do you mean, since I am only looking for a (girl)friend! 

    Greetings

    Johannes

Reply Children
  • @Plastic I want to keep the list as short as possible!

  • I think is suggesting that a long, very specific list of what you expect from a girlfriend means the Venn Diagram crossover point gets very, very small - so your chances diminish with every non-negotiable specification on the list.

    I sorta shows that you want total control of the situation - the person must comply with your list or you're not interested.

    Most people keep their want lists as short as possible to catch the most number of possibilities.