Published on 12, July, 2020
I was thinking of doing a thread of jokes and humor.
on Thursday my evening routine went out without any fore warning cause someone who doesnt know my evening routine due to not being with me in the evening and stuff told the person who was going to be with me this evening who doesnt know my routine either and there waa some sort of mis communication
for context
she aparantly told me out of nowhere when i was having my meds but she started going on about something else aswell and I was unable to process everything cause it takes longer than normal for me to process things cause of my learning disability sometimes
but also cause I had a sore throat that kept me up the previous night and my sore throat has been worse today Iv been taking something for it. I dont tend to cope with them well cause they afect the texsture of food i will eat and im very fussy about texture anyway and so was too distracted by all that.
she was also talking too fast for me to process the words and sentences and I thought she was just going over my usual routine and so didnt pay much attention cause I already know it and she aparantly thought I agreed with certain times that ended up throwing my routine out the window and I was completely unaware of any changes until the last minute
when I t told her what she said didnt make sense cause its not my routine and she didnt take that well when I told her and I found the change odd and it caused lots of upset to my routine
so cause of everything that happened that evening im even more up for humor and laughter and for that reason and the fact I was thinking about doing a joke and humor thread anyway there is no better time time like the present to make people laugh
here are some jokes and humor I have come up with so far
I make up funny words in my head to use as alternatives to rude words or swear words so thought it would be one cool idea to do with humor
when I was a child I mainly copyed my speacial interests rather than my parents and although they have a habit of swearing sometimes I still chose not to copy them and so have never been known to swear ever since I was little and dont do it even when alone instead I automaticaly come out with all sorts of funny things as always but thats just me. I like making up funny words and my brain automaticaly says funny things instead and so I come up with all sorts of funny things even when im fustraited or iv realised iv made a mistake ir I have an acident so thought funny words would be a good idea cause its a type of humor I could use for the joke thread
heres one of my favourate funny things I say
oh flap- referance to birds flapping when startled
but its the flapping part i find funny and one of my favourate phraises
next I like different types of humor
what do you get when a crab gets into a fight
an all out brawl
what do you get when a teritorial shore crab crosses paths with a hermit? krabby
then theres other funny humor and jokes to come up with aswell. although its about wildlife it can be about anything and thought it would be a good idea for a thread
so for context for the joke today unfortunatly my routine has changed due to my i broprofen and ant biotics which is unsettling for me instead im having meds at 9 and 10 rather than 10 which has meant when i have my snaks had had to be changed about to before 9 if i want any usualy cause of my autism i like to be on time and not early or late. when my routine has been disrupted im comfused and do everything at the wrong time and freqently be late even if it is a new routine thats gone on for a long time that wasnt my origional routine I dont understand and usualy resist it. but with normal routines my body is like a clock that is set to the exact time for a routine almost like its a clock that has been wound to a specific time and either just about dead on goes off or goes goes off literaly dead on there and then. dead on
it cant be early or late and in fact as a good example when my mum is early or late picking me up i get upset however that isnt the case here cause Mums not picking me up until tomarow. changes in routine mess with me mentally and i struggle to adapt. oddly though my body or mind is good at making it apear otherwise making it look as i have adapted to change even if its not the case internally that iv adapted to a change
but back to the actual change here and now its my medication and timings as abouve but heres where the humourous part comes in
I was just sitting having a snack long hand strikes 12 and there i am dead on upstairs standing in front of the person who hasnt even got it ready yet going to be giving it to me as if iv teleported long hand still bang on the 12 mark on the clock so I said hi. she started getting ready and I said my body is made so it knows its dead on you see so i come on up literaly dead on and that I exspect her to be congruent with the clock and do the same as I today and tomarow she said ok so I I said ok and then went up stairs very casually
edit: she came upstairs this evening with my anti biotics so I checked the time and it was bang on so I yes its 10oclock well done. put my arm with the phone in it down to my side, looked up with a straight face and said in a sireous yet casual tone I exspect the same tomaorow
I'm picturing you saying it like a Bond villain... "I've been expecting you, Mr. Bond"