Funny words and phrases

I once heard Nigella Lawson refer to a Microwave as a

Mee - Crow - Wah - Vay. It made me chuckle so much so, I often call it that myself. Makes me smile.

James May also calls the kettle the 'Electricity Pot' he stated that the Japanese literal translation for kettle is the electricity pot Joy.

Does anyone have anymore? 

Oh another I like is Rough - er - rolls, instead of Profiteroles Joy

List below please Joy

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  • I have a friend who is very adept at malapropisms.

    Once he was talking about a giant fuchsia instead of a giant fissure and in the context, it was too funny - I remember crying laughing.

    A recent similar happening but with regard to mispronuncian, was when I was asking for directions.

    The chap telling me mentioned the 'fukaydee' of a house and it took me ages to realise that he meant 'facade'.

    Last, but not least, mispronunciation again - kitchy for quiche.

    Grinning

  • This was what ChatGPT had to say about Malapropisms lol.

    Sure! Here are some funny malapropisms:

    "Texas has a lot of electrical votes." (Electoral votes)

    "He's the pineapple of politeness." (Pinnacle of politeness)

    "Don't put the horse before the cart." (Cart before the horse)

    "He had to use a fire distinguisher." (Fire extinguisher)

    "It’s a doggy-dog world out there." (Dog-eat-dog world)

    "The flood damage was so bad they had to evaporate the city." (Evacuate the city)

    "He’s a wolf in cheap clothing." (Wolf in sheep's clothing)

    "Michelangelo painted the Sixteenth Chapel." (Sistine Chapel)

    "That woman is an escape goat." (Scapegoat)

    "He’s got a photographic memory but never developed it." (Photographic memory but never uses it)

    These mix-ups often lead to amusing misunderstandings!

  • Genius!! I'm loving this thread!!!

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  • I love it when Michael Scott from the Office says "Cut your nose off to spider face" and "Don't underestimate me, maybe you should start estimating me" "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious" JoyRofl