Funny words and phrases

I once heard Nigella Lawson refer to a Microwave as a

Mee - Crow - Wah - Vay. It made me chuckle so much so, I often call it that myself. Makes me smile.

James May also calls the kettle the 'Electricity Pot' he stated that the Japanese literal translation for kettle is the electricity pot Joy.

Does anyone have anymore? 

Oh another I like is Rough - er - rolls, instead of Profiteroles Joy

List below please Joy

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  • I always referred to Margaret Thatcher as 'Maglut Thaglag' in my mind and sometimes aloud, I think because it suited her character better than her real name, it sounds like the evil villain in a fantasy novel, or an orc. My children now use it.

  • I like that. I have referred to Sadly Insane and Slimy BinLiner, I'll let people guess their real names. I think we should have alt names for all politicians!

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