Funny words and phrases

I once heard Nigella Lawson refer to a Microwave as a

Mee - Crow - Wah - Vay. It made me chuckle so much so, I often call it that myself. Makes me smile.

James May also calls the kettle the 'Electricity Pot' he stated that the Japanese literal translation for kettle is the electricity pot Joy.

Does anyone have anymore? 

Oh another I like is Rough - er - rolls, instead of Profiteroles Joy

List below please Joy

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  • I have a friend who is very adept at malapropisms.

    Once he was talking about a giant fuchsia instead of a giant fissure and in the context, it was too funny - I remember crying laughing.

    A recent similar happening but with regard to mispronuncian, was when I was asking for directions.

    The chap telling me mentioned the 'fukaydee' of a house and it took me ages to realise that he meant 'facade'.

    Last, but not least, mispronunciation again - kitchy for quiche.

    Grinning

  • Just spat my coffee out hahah. Malapropisms. Oh haven't that word in awhile. I always think of Alan Partridge 'Chit shatting' Joy

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