Oh C..p....Am still here....

Tricky business doing a getaway and scratching an itch.

I prefer the side to side shimmy technique in such high pressure situations - doesn't really deal with deep seated issues though, but then those are best saved for slightly more private moments. I can see while the underside of the van was attractive at that moment in time.

I'm seriously impressed that you were able to fall off while underneath the van. You must have a grip like Spiderman.

I tried to hide underneath the van, my Mate got away, but i fell off when i was scratching my bum.

Did you steal the company van or something?