Oh C..p....Am still here....

Did you steal the company van or something?

I tried to hide underneath the van, my Mate got away, but i fell off when i was scratching my bum.

Tricky business doing a getaway and scratching an itch.

I prefer the side to side shimmy technique in such high pressure situations - doesn't really deal with deep seated issues though, but then those are best saved for slightly more private moments. I can see while the underside of the van was attractive at that moment in time.

I'm seriously impressed that you were able to fall off while underneath the van. You must have a grip like Spiderman.

Tricky business doing a getaway and scratching an itch.

I prefer the side to side shimmy technique in such high pressure situations - doesn't really deal with deep seated issues though, but then those are best saved for slightly more private moments. I can see while the underside of the van was attractive at that moment in time.

I'm seriously impressed that you were able to fall off while underneath the van. You must have a grip like Spiderman.

Today i feel like Captain Kirk with 3 ears.
A left ear,a right ear and a final frontier.

Ouch, that was so bad it was almost good.

I for one am glad you are still staying.

I,ll stick with it.
Well,until i fall off.
Klingon ? 
Today i feel like Captain Kirk with 3 ears.
A left ear,a right ear and a final frontier.

I was thinking Klingon.

Today IS a good day to stay!

What can i say ?
Am just a sucker ! 
( Don't even go there ! )