Is the UK sexier now?

Also shouldn't this be a r s e rather than ass, seeing as this is the UK and not that illiberal place across the pond? Otherwise the donkey implication makes the joke you are going for harder to get?

Depends what region of the country your from. Up north they empathise more on the a sound down south we empathise more with r sounds

I once went to a greasy spoon in Manchester, never been so embarrased... When I asked what the hell a barm is and they just look at me and go: its a roll...

Yeah I watch clips on YouTube it's great one of my favourite shows 

Pwek! Gravy! That just hit one of my sensory triggers. Vile stuff

Yes. Accurate and to the point. Gets my vote.

Bread sphere would be my suggestion...

Oh the great barm/ bab/ batch/ roll/bun/ cob controversy lol. Never know what to call them either....

I believe Caxton had the same problem with the appropriate term for eggs when he invented the printing press. And in the 21st century we still don't know what to call a round bit of bread cut in half to shove a burger or chips in.

Oh the great barm/ bab/ batch/ roll/bun/ cob controversy lol. Never know what to call them either....

I believe Caxton had the same problem with the appropriate term for eggs when he invented the printing press. And in the 21st century we still don't know what to call a round bit of bread cut in half to shove a burger or chips in.

Yes. Accurate and to the point. Gets my vote.

Bread sphere would be my suggestion...