Is the UK sexier now?

Personally I went pink on top and brown round the sides. But thought it looked silly so went to pink (and shiny) all over

I mean you could just stop laughing? But seriously though, its all the rage now, you used to need your record of service to qualify...

Now all the hip young things have blue, pink or purple...

Are those whatsits I spy? Now you are making me hungry. I've gone bright blue recently, but at my age that not so much rebellion as what's expected of old ladies. Lol

God, I wait to rebel for 56 years only to be told I'm conforming

Contemplating whether to become a redhead at the mo... they do seem more attractive for some reason...

Great, isn't it? 

No, no, this was a pic I have from a few years back... 

I am intact watching clips from big fat quiz of the year with noel and cat do countdown with Bob Mortimer. I find it vary vary amoosing

You've been watching that surreal comedy thing with Noel Whatshisface, haven't you? The Mighty Boosh?

But with beard...

Stop! Stop! Lol. That's going to keep me awake all night. (Can't stop laughing)

If its an image of a full moon with a good head of hair, a thick bushy beard and a charming, if vertically directed, grin... your half way there...

Ok. I'm now in fits of giggles on the floor. You really don't want to see the image in my head just now. Lol

Was not expecting that when I opened this post. 

I mean, I do find my own bottom very attractive... Although, it's breath is a bit smelly... But sometimes we have to compromise...

Chris said:

subject to availability.

We were all born with one, surely, and need look no further than our own trousers...

...oh wait, lol. You meant other than your own. Ok, catching up now.

Less cool? Summer must be coming  

He attended for only 25mins, at which pointed he was questioned and looked genuinely upset. I mean he'd missed the rest of what he'd subsequently heard was a rather good shindig...

Bojo faced PMQs today about the party that was a work gather of 100 people having a break from their desks to get hammered in the sunshine in the downing street garden. He apologised, but alas hasn't quit yet...

I'm not sure of the original joke... I'm rubbish at jokes but I'm loving the comments lol Haven't laughed this hard in ages!

It is a complimentary term for an attractive bottom*. This can be somewhat subjective though.

*Bottoms may differ and are subject to availability.

Guys, the thread to this one has got me giggling my socks off, but if any one could explain the original joke I'd be appreciative.

The serious answer is, no!  The UK is not sexier!  And is certainly now decidedly less cool.

OK, best I leave the politics out of it lol