Published on 12, July, 2020
Hi all,
Seems I'm on a roll with posting stuff!! Does anyone else find jokes like - What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? - completely unfunny and pointless? I find slap stick or people getting frights or bodily functions hilarious but jokes that have punch lines lead me to - Yeah I get it but it's not funny. My Mum takes the pi** when she laughs at these kinds of jokes and I'm straight faced because she thinks I don't get it when in actual fact I do. It's simply not funny to me. Yet I can watch continual youtube videos of POOTERS and be in tears with laughter....
Thoughts?
H :-)
What has 4 wings and flies ?
ANS: 2 birds
What's brown and steamy and comes out of cowes?
-The isle of wight ferry.
an old classic!
I Sperg said:A little of that goes a long way..."
Brilliant.
love it.
Staying on a scatological theme, one of the best bit's of ad lib humour I've ever seen came form a very young (maybe ten?) lad who when comtemplating the pile of dogs excrement on the pavement that had been trodden and tracked up the street in a suitably old and sage voice, said to no-one in particular; "A little of that goes a long way..."