Published on 12, July, 2020
When googling 'Autistic Meltdown' (as one does!) one of the results is 'Buy autistic meltdowns at Amazon'!
Just got me wondering how much I could sell them for. Obviously a market for everything these days. Would it be akin to a fairground freakshow with the Bearded Lady? Or some sort of entertainment for the masses to marvel at?
Perhaps some other autistic traits are also marketable - sensory overload, stiims, literal answers ...
Thanks for making me laugh!
Posted this elsewhere. But wearing this might shut them up or give them something more relevant to talk about.
These are the gifts I give to my family every year, although they've been more of the shutdown variety most recently, so maybe I should treat them to a meltdown or line them up, in order of size, and give them a recital of whatever my special interest is at that time, or we could make it more equal, I listen to their drivel for one hour then they listen to my highly interesting subjects for an hour ~ they might learn something ;-)
Think I've got my Christmas presents sorted and I can give everyone a meltdown, a recital of railway timetables and to top it off a complete shutdown. And it wouldn't cost me a penny. Why buy from Amazon when I can do them for nothing?
Still loving your literal mind....
life flows better when sat atop a space hopper...ask any nt!
ACTING OUT ~ open air theatrical performances on space-hoppers, and bewitching MANNERS looks intriguing.
I am buying one of these, however...
i blame faulty electrics...
You’ll have to write a chapter for the second edition...
dealing with a human who misfires or is wrongly wired!
Good idea there! They don’t seem to come with user manuals though?
I have a manual for something similar,same shape size and model type,,,,,,worth a try me thinks.Lol.www.amazon.co.uk/.../ref=sr_1_3
If you buy a complete austisc ...you get the bargain of the meltdowns for free?
Thank you....unslumping yourself can be tough......
the hole I hide in is not for sale x
happy to see you back - and with such a generous offer ;-)
Strange topic indeed.
Did a search on google, on buying autistic meltdowns. There are lots of T shirts available informing people that we are having meltdowns. Will buy one.
I’m putting on a ASD car boot.....
A full range shutdowns, meltdowns available.....not haggling as all prices are literal
This is a very strange topic. Despite my lesser experience with "The Internet", I have noticed that, whatever is typed in, it often presents this sort of thing, if the words exist there and depending upon which "Search Engine" is used.
Meaning, for example: "abcdefg" = search results: "Buy abcdefg on ebay/amazon/google"... is always returned. It is an automated response. I might type in "POKEMON PAY DAY TM" (a videogame thing) and it returns the option to BUY an actual REAL "Pokemon", or the "Pay Day" attack. On Amazon or Google. (That would certainly be very nice, for I would be a very rich person by now...)
Um... unless this Thread was instead intended to discuss "Autistic Traits", then, well, sorry about all of that. So. If I had an "Autistic Trait" offered for purchase which I myself do not have, then it would be..."Adult Support Groups In My Area"! - with emphasis upon ADULT, there...
For the mood of this topic, it may be clear that I myself have already and many times over, purchased "literal answers", then...(!)
Bad luck if it was a personalised one!
You could try selling it on ebay.
I wonder what their return policy on unwanted meltdowns is. :p
:D Thanks for sharing this! I bet in comes in a neutral packaging.