Joke-athon

That's reassuring :-)

Now this is my kind of humour

good effort  I get it :-) no need to apologise!  :-)  

After some time to digest Lotus :-)  Maybe Hamlet and eggs tomorrow..... :-)

I think it's safe to say that kind of joke is completely lost on me even with an explanation. But yes you are right everybody's humour is different.

- What does an autistic person do after dying?

- It spins in its grave.

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~Sorry I made it up :'(

Related info: english.stackexchange.com/.../where-does-spinning-in-his-grave-come-from

It's to do with what is expected. If you heard that someone ate a stack of books (as unlikely as that is) you would expect a member of their family to call a medical professional, you wouldn't expect them to be planning to serve the books as a meal. It's a silly sort of humour - it makes some people giggle, leaves others puzzled. We all have an individual sense of humour.

Yay

I get it

Sherlock Holmes & Dr Watson went camping. In the middle of the night, Holmes woke Watson up.

Holmes: Watson, look up and tell me what you see!

Watson: Millions of stars

Holmes: And what do you deduce from that?

Watson: Well, if even a few of those stars have planets it's likely that there could be some planets like earth, and so there may be life out there.

Holmes: Watson you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent!

I'm not doing well with these jokes. I don't get this one either.

Not just me then

Thank goodness 

I've read this so many times and I just don't get it.

Way up high - weigh a pie! I get it! (I hope!)

There was a young man called Ken

Who swallowed a set of encyclopedias

His mother said "Ken,

What have you done?

They were for dinner!"

Way up high

I usually get jokes, but I don't understand this one about the duck?

a joke I'd not heard before, excellent :-)  PS beyond that is where crust wrapped meat products are taken to find out how heavy they are... :-)

bet he felt a pr1ck :-)

A car driver gets a puncture near what used to be a mental hospital a few years ago.

They carelessly knock the wheel nuts down a drain hole when changing the wheel.

Looking up exasperated the drver sees someone in a straight jacket peering over the fence from the hospital at them.

"Mind if I offer some advice?" says the patient.

"Please go ahead" replies the driver.

"Take one nut of each of the other wheels and use them.  If you drive carefully that will get you out of a muddle." comes as a solution.

"Great idea, thanks" said the driver.  "If you don't mind me asking why are you that side of the fence?"

"I might be daft but I'm not bl00dy stupid..." is the reply.

:-)