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Joke-athon

Damojo

OK, let's see if it's true what "they" say about us!

Any form: stories, puns, bar jokes, knock-knock jokes, dad jokes, limericks, etc.

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  • A car driver gets a puncture near what used to be a mental hospital a few years ago.

    They carelessly knock the wheel nuts down a drain hole when changing the wheel.

    Looking up exasperated the drver sees someone in a straight jacket peering over the fence from the hospital at them.

    "Mind if I offer some advice?" says the patient.

    "Please go ahead" replies the driver.

    "Take one nut of each of the other wheels and use them.  If you drive carefully that will get you out of a muddle." comes as a solution.

    "Great idea, thanks" said the driver.  "If you don't mind me asking why are you that side of the fence?"

    "I might be daft but I'm not bl00dy stupid..." is the reply.

    :-)

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  • A car driver gets a puncture near what used to be a mental hospital a few years ago.

    They carelessly knock the wheel nuts down a drain hole when changing the wheel.

    Looking up exasperated the drver sees someone in a straight jacket peering over the fence from the hospital at them.

    "Mind if I offer some advice?" says the patient.

    "Please go ahead" replies the driver.

    "Take one nut of each of the other wheels and use them.  If you drive carefully that will get you out of a muddle." comes as a solution.

    "Great idea, thanks" said the driver.  "If you don't mind me asking why are you that side of the fence?"

    "I might be daft but I'm not bl00dy stupid..." is the reply.

    :-)

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