Joke-athon

OK, let's see if it's true what "they" say about us!

Any form: stories, puns, bar jokes, knock-knock jokes, dad jokes, limericks, etc.

Post as often as you like.

One joke per post.

Vote up if you like a joke, down if you don't.

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  • Cuthbert was an inflatable boy, who went to an inflatable school. One day the head master called to him, 'Cuthbert! You've been found running in the corridors with a drawing pin and I want you to know, that not ony have you let me and the whole school down, but you've let yourself down too!'.

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