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Joke-athon

Damojo

OK, let's see if it's true what "they" say about us!

Any form: stories, puns, bar jokes, knock-knock jokes, dad jokes, limericks, etc.

Post as often as you like.

One joke per post.

Vote up if you like a joke, down if you don't.

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  • Sherlock Holmes & Dr Watson went camping. In the middle of the night, Holmes woke Watson up.

    Holmes: Watson, look up and tell me what you see!

    Watson: Millions of stars

    Holmes: And what do you deduce from that?

    Watson: Well, if even a few of those stars have planets it's likely that there could be some planets like earth, and so there may be life out there.

    Holmes: Watson you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent!

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  • Sherlock Holmes & Dr Watson went camping. In the middle of the night, Holmes woke Watson up.

    Holmes: Watson, look up and tell me what you see!

    Watson: Millions of stars

    Holmes: And what do you deduce from that?

    Watson: Well, if even a few of those stars have planets it's likely that there could be some planets like earth, and so there may be life out there.

    Holmes: Watson you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent!

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