OK, let's see if it's true what "they" say about us!
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OK, let's see if it's true what "they" say about us!
Any form: stories, puns, bar jokes, knock-knock jokes, dad jokes, limericks, etc.
Post as often as you like.
One joke per post.
Vote up if you like a joke, down if you don't.
Did you know that the 15th of September is National Camouflage Day?
I’d better not see anyone celebrating…
Did you know that in no language in the world can a double positive form a negative?
Yeah, right!
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don't know and I don't care!
Why don't photons check their luggage at the airport?
They're travelling light!
What do you call a person who jumps into a river in Egypt?
In denial!
Why do trees hate tests?
Because they get stumped by the questions!
Why do owls prefer summer over autumn?
It's too wet to woo!
In Spain they speak Spanish
In Brazil they speak Spanish
in Mexico they speak Spanish
so of corse in Portugal they speak …….. Portuguese
What’s heavier a kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers …. Thats right it’s a kilogram of steel becuase steel is heavier than feathers
That was funny. Removed my explanation to not spoil it :^)
Oh, so the joke is the absurd response "they were for dinner!" (As if eating books for dinner were a common thing). I certainly didn't get it originally.