Published on 12, July, 2020
I'm not the most observant of people - in fact, I'm Artistic, and am on the wrong forum - but even I have noticed the billions of fans of Doctor Thingy on this board. And so, in the interests of intergalactic harmony and for a miniscule fee, I offer the forum members of that persuasion the chance of a lifetime, or perhaps several regenerations: an opportunity to meet and romance the Whovian of your dreams!
Yes, you could be celebrating next year's Valentine's Day in the arms or metallic tentacles of the one you love. I will generously make all the matchmaking arrangements, simply by annoying the objects of your desires until they lose the will to live and agree to a date with you in a cafe in which I have no commercial or financial interests whatsoever. Shout-out to Steven's Cafe ltd. Anyway, all you have to do beforehand is reply here, telling the entire forum and the whole internet about your highly secret and private crush. So, what are you waiting for? Just look at these reviews from my satisfied clients:
'I'm suing you, you robbing git' - Mrs Ethel Pizza, Yorks.
'You set me up with my mum...' - Who fan, Glasgow.
'Leave me alone, you maniac' - The Master, space.
'Not a-bloody-gain...' - Q̶u̶e̶e̶n̶ ̶P̶o̶p̶e̶ ̶ Princess Sparkly, Sparkly HQ.
'Thanks to Steven's life-changing Dating Hair & Makeover Service, I'm a whole new person - previously, people said that I looked like a little old man; NOW they say I look like a little old woman' - Steven, Tardis Portakabin.
Photograph: Sparkly (centre) models her new shoes
Nerd!
The schoolgirl outfit came from the purest of intentions and you can kind of tell. It’s stylish rather than, er… you know. Anyway Lalla said she wanted young girls who watched the show to not hate their own school uniforms so much so if Romana was wearing one… protesting too much? I don’t know, I believe her. June Hudson designed some amazing costumes for Lalla. The full circle one is lush and her Brighton outfit is adorable.
Forgive me for not being a *true* Whovian, as my interest mainly revolves around the Tenth Doctor, rather than any of the actual storylines.
However, there is a scene from an episode with the Ninth Doctor that sticks in my mind, mainly because it completely freaked my son out, especially when I jokingly asked him later, "Are you my mummy?" - from 'The Empty Child' with Christopher *Eccles Cakes* Ecclestone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K91dLbiHR14
As this seems to be the Whovian thread... favourite stories?
Mine (in chronological order, not order of preference)
1) The Mind Robber
2) The War Games
3) City of Death
4) Warriors' Gate
5) The Caves of Androzani
6) Ghost Light
7) Human Nature/The Family of Blood
8) Heaven Sent
You may spot a preference for atypical and "difficult" stories, particularly those with some kind of void or realm outside of normal time and space. Also, eight stories rather than ten because I'm chronically indecisive and I can't pick another two stories out of about a dozen "second choice" possibilities.
She actually wants to do several! She likes the City of Death schoolgirl costume (not for kinky reasons!), the Destiny of the Daleks one where she wears a pink and white version of the Doctor's costume, the Leisure Hive sailor suit and also the Full Circle costume. She actually described Romana 2 as a "style icon"! Bear in mind that my wife describes her own sartorial taste as "Edwardian child" and you can see why she likes some of those costumes!
I'm late to this thread because I was busy watching Dr Who.
I knew that! Or vaguely remembered it. I was too young to collect them. And I don't eat Wotsits.
My wife says I'm cute when I geek out on Doctor Who stuff, so I wouldn't worry too much about it. You just need to find the right person (easier said than done, I know). Maybe someone should set up some kind of specialist dating agency?
I'm not the one making the rules, so yes.
Can mine be with Tegan please? Then I can die happy.
That’s not made things any clearer. Just making myself even more hopelessly unattractive with the fact that I’m sad enough to know that. And, er, collected them.
You are seriously asking me what *your* point is? Is this some kind of weird test that I was meant to revise for?
That wouldn’t take me long
Well in 1986 you got a free doctor who mini comic inside every multipack of Wotsits. True story. But, er… what’s my point?
Next you'll be wanting to comb your rug
Gawd, gimme a chance - I've only just hoovered my hair!
This must be an example of the refined language of royalty.
Tourist? The cheek!
I've been patiently waiting to hear about the arrangements for my meet up with Missy!
Isn't it just!
Oi, I posted a flipping review!