Published on 12, July, 2020
Basically, this thread is for me to bore everyone senseless by droning on about the genius of The Smiths and also Morrissey's curious beauty.
More nonsense to follow.
You’ve got everything now, and miserable lie are the Smiths songs I listen to the most. oh and Pretty girls make graves.
Hector was the first in the gang to die!
Sweetness I was only joking when I said by rights you should be bludgeoned in your bed.
Love love love Stephen Mossisey
And you liked the bits of 80s Doctor Who you saw. Which is the most important bit of any decade, after all.
Well I can imagine it would
I'm not going to retire, to much to do.
Simon. It's not fair on you, I had loads of practise on my 3 younger sisters. 4-D brain don't know how to speak.
Welcome to Ye Olde Smiths Threade.
Me too but am fossilised compared to people for who ye olde 1980s are ancient history, like Jurassic Car Park. Anyway, it's not my fault that I knew the dinosaurs by their first names. So there.
Oh dear! It seems I can no longer highjack this post Simon. I am far too young to be a pensioner, even though I often feel like one.
Pensioners only?
*sneaks in with bus pass and grey wig*
Mr Mariusz, you do realise that yours is a 4D brain compared to my own 4p one? This is why I'm the Padawan and you're the Mentor.
Oh, I was unaware you've moved to different planet. I'm sorry, I can't stop it.
No, I stayed indoors today.
That is brilliant. Love it... 'plus Morrisey's chest' makes all the difference.
That is objectively and forever true. I have decided.
Rest of the Best (plus Morrissey’s chest)
Just one last, I promise.
Have you tried rhetorics with an alien?
Started this thread, chief. :)
Tell us, what did you do to get banished?