The Smiths: the riches of the poor

I would go out tonight, but I haven't got a stitch to wear. 

I'm not ashamed to admit that I own The Smiths (Best I and Best II) on CD. 

You are a woman of great taste and refinement. Despite all the armpit tattoos and drum-playing.

That is kind of you to say, but I'm mystified as to where the notion of me having armpit tattoos has come from. Also, how did you know about me being a drummer? I suppose you also know that I had been taught by the very best... Animal from The Muppets. 

You win again, Obi Wan!  

It's not me who started talking about madness

You can't bring existential angst into a Smiths thread!!!

churning ground mass of thought?

Enjoy looking into The Eye Of The Abyss <laughing.devil.emoji>

You've saved my sanity. Or at least found it lying somewhere in 1985.

I’m not sure my contributions have brought things back on topic. Or even in the approximate vicinity

It’s the hat that’s moving about and controlling stuff. I’ll shut up about it now. 

Thank god you're back. This wild woman has hijacked the forum.

That’s where the real magic was all the time. Kind of like how if you think about it Frosty the Snowman is really a song about a magic hat. The snowman is an incidental side effect. 

I should be so lucky. Wait, Smith’s thread not Kylie 

♫ That joke isn't funny anymore ♫

Are you the boy with the thorn in his side?

If not, you will be if you mention crisps again. 

♫ And everything she wants costs crisps ♫

And I am a Girl Afraid... Very afraid! 

♫ I Want The Pun I Can't Have ♫

What difference does it make?

I'm so cold after spending what felt like forever talking on my doorstep to my mother that I think I need to put my hand in glove.

What difference does it make?

I'm so cold after spending what felt like forever talking on my doorstep to my mother that I think I need to put my hand in glove.

♫ That joke isn't funny anymore ♫

Are you the boy with the thorn in his side?

If not, you will be if you mention crisps again. 

♫ And everything she wants costs crisps ♫

And I am a Girl Afraid... Very afraid! 

♫ I Want The Pun I Can't Have ♫