The Smiths: the riches of the poor

What difference does it make?

I'm so cold after spending what felt like forever talking on my doorstep to my mother that I think I need to put my hand in glove.

Bigmouths strike again. 

'Stop me if you think you've heard this one before', but you may well be right. 

No wonder we're the only people left in the thread!  

So now you're 'oscillating wildly', and in a state of 'panic'?

"You've been in the house too long", she said, and I-I-I naturally fled.

Was she called 'Sheila' and did she ever take a bow? 

I've lost track of my own madness, by yapping about this charming gran.

Is that the cat with a face that you thought looked like your gran? Not so much a psychic gran, but more of a psychic cat?

Not bad for a gran/cat.

I feel it was brave of you to say that. 

Your gran clearly missed her vocation in life (to be a psychic), as it seems her predictions were 100% accurate. [Insert 'I am joking' emoji] 

[Also insert 'I am laughing WITH you, not at you' emoji]

I wouldn’t say I’m a big fan. I would say I’m human and i Need to be loved, just like everybody else does.

Being psychic runs in my family. For example, my gran once predicted that I'd end up marrying Shard.

That is kind of you to say, but I'm mystified as to where the notion of me having armpit tattoos has come from. Also, how did you know about me being a drummer? I suppose you also know that I had been taught by the very best... Animal from The Muppets. 

You are a woman of great taste and refinement. Despite all the armpit tattoos and drum-playing.

I would go out tonight, but I haven't got a stitch to wear. 

I'm not ashamed to admit that I own The Smiths (Best I and Best II) on CD. 

Hooray, I'm not alone!  

I wouldn't get bored. Speaking of the great Morrissey

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d0LeL9BUPtA

My favourite of his songs.