Say something silly, give bad advice, things that will really wind someone up, things that wind you up, favourite word

here is a lovely poem by Spike Milligan

"Said Hamlet to Ophelia,
I'll draw a sketch of thee,
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B?"

Great - I love a bit Spike, whether he's being "silly" silly or "serious" silly!

A couple of my favourites...

Bad Report - Good Manners

My daddy said, "My son, my son,
That school report is bad.",
I said, "I did my best I did,
My dad my dad my dad."
"Explain, my son my son," he said,
"Why bottom of the class?"
"I stood aside, my dad my dad,
To let the others pass."

Open Heart University

We've come a long way
    said the cigarette scientists
as he destroyed a live rabbit
    to show the students how it worked

He took its heart out
    plugged it into an electric pump
    that kept it beating for nearly two hours.

I know rabbits that can keep their hearts
    beating for nearly seven years.

And look at the electricity they save!

Great - I love a bit Spike, whether he's being "silly" silly or "serious" silly!

A couple of my favourites...

Bad Report - Good Manners

My daddy said, "My son, my son,
That school report is bad.",
I said, "I did my best I did,
My dad my dad my dad."
"Explain, my son my son," he said,
"Why bottom of the class?"
"I stood aside, my dad my dad,
To let the others pass."

Open Heart University

We've come a long way
    said the cigarette scientists
as he destroyed a live rabbit
    to show the students how it worked

He took its heart out
    plugged it into an electric pump
    that kept it beating for nearly two hours.

I know rabbits that can keep their hearts
    beating for nearly seven years.

And look at the electricity they save!

I like the first one