Published on 12, July, 2020
So, I thought that I’d revive my ‘caption this’ threads from a few months ago. I apologise if any pictures get recycled from the olds threads.
Basic rules: I post a silly picture, you post a caption and /or post another picture for myself and other people to caption. I’ll start you off with this. Have fun!
PC Darth Vader has recently been reprimanded by Death Star Constabulary for the following galactic violations of Home Office regulations:
(1) The wearing of an obscene non-standard issue motorcycle helmet whilst on patrol.
(2) Using a light-sabre, instead of the more usual truncheon,
(3) The wearing of S&M attire and Hell's Angel colors on duty, rather than the more normal standard police leathers,
(4) Riding a non-standard all-White Vincent Van Gogh Black Shadow with dangerous trainer wheels and an under-inflated back tyre.
(4) The playing of non-standard and inflammatory warning messages on his bike's PA system; such as Don McClean's Starry Starry Knight.
The light-sabre is soooo much more useful than a truncheon though!