Amusing Censorship

After posting the name of the actor   *** van *** and falling foul of the auto censor,  I wondered what other amusing censorship would be implemented.  I am not talking about words that should be censored because of their unacceptability but words and expressions that could be spoken in polite society.

Some.of thes may get through as I will not know until they have been posted.

To start off, in my garden I have seen a number of birds, including a great.tit, a blue tit and a coal tit.  In the spring rhere are a number of catkins about including *** willow.  I live near a pub called The Red ***.  Sometimes.when doing the gardening I *** my finger on a rose thorn.

How many of t hese will be censored? And how many others are there?