Published on 12, July, 2020
After posting the name of the actor *** van *** and falling foul of the auto censor, I wondered what other amusing censorship would be implemented. I am not talking about words that should be censored because of their unacceptability but words and expressions that could be spoken in polite society.
Some.of thes may get through as I will not know until they have been posted.
To start off, in my garden I have seen a number of birds, including a great.tit, a blue tit and a coal tit. In the spring rhere are a number of catkins about including *** willow. I live near a pub called The Red ***. Sometimes.when doing the gardening I *** my finger on a rose thorn.
How many of t hese will be censored? And how many others are there?
I’m still around! What the!!!! It’s just a good laugh now really.
Yeah, but... I don't think there's anything in the rules about 'No copy/spam-bots' but there is a rule that:
"This is a hate-free zone for autistic people, their families and friends, and professionals working in the field. We do not permit sexism, homophobia, racism, anti-Semitism, religious intolerance, transphobia, disability hate speech, hate speech, obscenities or pornography to be posted or linked to here."
So, even though we're clearly just having a laugh we're breaching the rules and if they let us 'get away with it' here, how can they enforce the rules elsewhere?
They'd have to look at context every time and make a judgement, which wold open them up to criticism...
Safer to just apply the letter of the law rather than the spirit
Oh yes! Even mild swear words in PMs are vetoed, meanwhile elsewhere on the forum it all goes to pot and nothing is done about that! The moderators clearly feel very strongly about prohibiting the use of swear words but not about stopping spamming etc!!!
To "Prankster" as well... My Posts here have been altered also. But I mostly do NOT like the fact that any "upvotes" were removed. Yet I am a trifle relieved that they - so far - kept the part about s p a c i n g o u t w o r d s, though... (although what I actually typed as examples were removed.)...However, What makes Me VERY annoyed, is that a Moderator would be 'SO very working efficiently & muchly & dilligently' to censor commonly used vulgarities here... while totally IGNORING any Spamming and Infiltration going on at the same times elsewhere in this Forum...?!
...Bad Mark against NAS, there...
...Moderators: As You are here, please read & look at the pictures upon the 'Copy-Troll' Thread, and the 'Copybot & Likebot' Thread. Having Your Forum corrupted is worse than being exposed to *everyday* vulgarities, surely...?
Breaking the Law
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L397TWLwrUU
Uh oh... I've been reported & 'moderated' for breaching the rules...!
We may want to 'wind up' this thread - I wouldn't want any of you chaps or lasses to get in trouble with teacher!
PHOOEY!
That's the strongest swearword I know. I hope nobody is offended.
A fell in Cumbria is called Great *** Up, while there is a cave in Castleton, Derbyshire known as the Devil's *** (Victorian sensibilities changed the name to Peak Cavern, but it is as often these days referred to by its original name).
And there is the River Piddle in Dorset (changed to Puddle in times past) and Piddle Brook in Worcestershire, with the villagies of Lower Piddle and Middle Piddle. And we must not forget the village of Shitterton in Dorset which the first part means exactly what it looks like it means ...the name fell foul of certain sensibilities but still survives although the roadsign has frequently been stolen.
I was very tempted to post one of these to see if it would get past the censorship but I thought that I'd best be good and just post the link. Very funny though!!!
https://www.google.com/search?q=rude+poems&tbm=isch&source=hp&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiG1oLDo-ziAhWYURUIHY_DAOIQ7Al6BAgEEB8&biw=1357&bih=640
A famous book about whale hunting is called Moby ***. There used to be a bit of graffiti which stated 'Moby *** is not a venereal disease'. For some reason the diminutive of Richard is considered unsuitable ....
He likes a coal tit but not a pair of great *** ....!
...Whehey, it worked!
QUOTING is another aspect - I have seen NAS deal with requotes by simply deleting the entire reply. I might wonder what this Thread will look like upon the 'morrow... We are all being such 'very naughty schoolchildren, *giggle giggle*'... (...)
I am leaving now, to maybe 'wash My Mouth out with Soap'.
Or something.
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Greetings, All, s'Me here, just passing for now though.
If anyone likes, as long as this Thread is 'hot', can anyone also Test the thing of circumventing the Censor by - S p a c i n g o u t W o r d s l i k e t h i s...? This is sometimes the way to get around the censor.
...Apart from this vulgarity, I always stand by My never using that F-Word. (And there is a term used in the Harry Potter Movies which Ron Weasley uses a lot, which I would never say. (B H !) )
...Again another thing. When I first joined I was unable to type the word TIT. But now I can, and so I had thought that it had something to do with the Points System (the "reputation" a person has here), as to whether certain Words were censored or not.
I post to see what is altered, as per what this ruuudey Thread is about...! But I am also a peculiar person, & happy with it, for prefer to insult people in more subtle ways rather than just "effing and blinding" them... !
Thanks for daring to do this Thread.
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He's a no good lousy bum who's hit rock bottom
I mean, he listens to Willie (or is it Willy ?) Nelson, what can you expect?
I wonder why the censor is so anal about only picking up singular forms of words?
Scunthorpe can cause trouble too...
If only one dog was a *** it would have been censored?
but not here!
weightwatchers and middlesex can sometimes get censored
Me and my mate Richard (or *** as he's known to his friends) went for a walk, we're keen twitchers so were keeping our eyes open for birds...
In amongst the *** Willow trees by the river we saw Great ***, Blue *** and many other ***. We also saw a donkey (or ass if you're American) with a couple of dogs - I think they were bitches.
We reached the coast so hoped to see seabirds, shags, boobies and whatnot...
We bumped into our mate Roger, carrying some balls in a bag looking like he was *** of the walk.. "Hey Roger! What's with the ballsack?" I called...
etc.