Amusing Censorship

After posting the name of the actor   *** van *** and falling foul of the auto censor,  I wondered what other amusing censorship would be implemented.  I am not talking about words that should be censored because of their unacceptability but words and expressions that could be spoken in polite society.

Some.of thes may get through as I will not know until they have been posted.

To start off, in my garden I have seen a number of birds, including a great.tit, a blue tit and a coal tit.  In the spring rhere are a number of catkins about including *** willow.  I live near a pub called The Red ***.  Sometimes.when doing the gardening I *** my finger on a rose thorn.

How many of t hese will be censored? And how many others are there?

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  • Uh oh... I've been reported & 'moderated' for breaching the rules...!

    We may want to 'wind up' this thread - I wouldn't want any of you chaps or lasses to get in trouble with teacher!

  • To "Prankster" as well... My Posts here have been altered also. But I mostly do NOT like the fact that any "upvotes" were removed. Yet I am a trifle relieved that they - so far - kept the part about s p a c i n g o u t w o r d s, though... (although what I actually typed as examples were removed.)
    ...However, What makes Me VERY annoyed, is that a Moderator would be 'SO very working efficiently & muchly & dilligently' to censor commonly used vulgarities here... while totally IGNORING any Spamming and Infiltration going on at the same times elsewhere in this Forum...?!

    ...Bad Mark against NAS, there...

    ...Moderators: As You are here, please read & look at the pictures upon the 'Copy-Troll' Thread, and the 'Copybot & Likebot' Thread.
    Having Your Forum corrupted is worse than being exposed to *everyday* vulgarities, surely...?

      Disappointed

  • Oh yes! Even mild swear words in PMs are vetoed, meanwhile elsewhere on the forum it all goes to pot and nothing is done about that! The moderators clearly feel very strongly about prohibiting the use of swear words but not about stopping spamming etc!!!

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  • Oh yes! Even mild swear words in PMs are vetoed, meanwhile elsewhere on the forum it all goes to pot and nothing is done about that! The moderators clearly feel very strongly about prohibiting the use of swear words but not about stopping spamming etc!!!

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