After posting the name of the actor *** van *** and falling foul of the auto censor, I wondered what other amusing censorship would be implemented. I am not talking about words that should be censored because of their unacceptability but words and expressions that could be spoken in polite society.
Some.of thes may get through as I will not know until they have been posted.
To start off, in my garden I have seen a number of birds, including a great.tit, a blue tit and a coal tit. In the spring rhere are a number of catkins about including *** willow. I live near a pub called The Red ***. Sometimes.when doing the gardening I *** my finger on a rose thorn.
How many of t hese will be censored? And how many others are there?
