Amusing Censorship

After posting the name of the actor   *** van *** and falling foul of the auto censor,  I wondered what other amusing censorship would be implemented.  I am not talking about words that should be censored because of their unacceptability but words and expressions that could be spoken in polite society.

Some.of thes may get through as I will not know until they have been posted.

To start off, in my garden I have seen a number of birds, including a great.tit, a blue tit and a coal tit.  In the spring rhere are a number of catkins about including *** willow.  I live near a pub called The Red ***.  Sometimes.when doing the gardening I *** my finger on a rose thorn.

How many of t hese will be censored? And how many others are there?

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  • Greetings, All, s'Me here, just passing for now though.

    If anyone likes, as long as this Thread is 'hot', can anyone also Test the thing of circumventing the Censor by - S  p a c i n g    o u t   W o r d s   l i k e   t h i s...? This is sometimes the way to get around the censor.

    ...Apart from this vulgarity, I always stand by My never using that F-Word. (And there is a term used in the Harry Potter Movies which Ron Weasley uses a lot, which I would never say.  (B H !) )

    ...Again another thing. When I first joined I was unable to type the word TIT. But now I can, and so I had thought that it had something to do with the Points System (the "reputation" a person has here), as to whether certain Words were censored or not. 

    I post to see what is altered, as per what this ruuudey Thread is about...! But I am also a peculiar person, & happy with it, for prefer to insult people in more subtle ways rather than just "effing and blinding" them... !

    Thanks for daring to do this Thread.

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  • ...Whehey, it worked! 

    QUOTING is another aspect - I have seen NAS deal with requotes by simply deleting the entire reply. I might wonder what this Thread will look like upon the 'morrow... We are all being such 'very naughty schoolchildren, *giggle giggle*'...  (...)

    I am leaving now, to maybe 'wash My Mouth out with Soap'.

    Or something.  Innocent

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  • ...Whehey, it worked! 

    QUOTING is another aspect - I have seen NAS deal with requotes by simply deleting the entire reply. I might wonder what this Thread will look like upon the 'morrow... We are all being such 'very naughty schoolchildren, *giggle giggle*'...  (...)

    I am leaving now, to maybe 'wash My Mouth out with Soap'.

    Or something.  Innocent

    edited by moderator 

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