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Jacob the Somerset Hedge Hamster furiously preparing for the next round of austerity cuts. Previously renowned for his stick-thin demeanour, his current "cunning plan" is to become too fat to fit on the treadmill himself, whilst still able to administer the necessary stick to keep the rest of us restlessly trundling out of Europe. And of course, all the traditional carrot incentives have already been Eton.

Jacob the Somerset Hedge Hamster furiously preparing for the next round of austerity cuts. Previously renowned for his stick-thin demeanour, his current "cunning plan" is to become too fat to fit on the treadmill himself, whilst still able to administer the necessary stick to keep the rest of us restlessly trundling out of Europe. And of course, all the traditional carrot incentives have already been Eton.