I don't know how many have been subjected to things like "motivational posters" and their ilk, but as a cynical IT professional I much prefer the more accurate "demotivational products" from https://despair.com/. My favourite is the retired demotivator (https://despair.com/collections/retired) :
I wish I could still get the desk sized variants of that one for my work desk.
Anybody else have any favourites of this sort of thing they'd like to share?
When I was claiming ESA a few years ago, I had to visit a government-appointed private agency once a month to see a 'job coach'. The walls of their office were covered in the things. My favourite was:
'There's a job out there somewhere with your name on it.'
You mean, like a bullet?
I got a little book one Christmas: The Little Book of Complete B****cks - The Definintive Guide to Mind, Body, Spirit and the Healing Power of Just About Everything, by Alistair Beaton. Each day, I flick through it to find something to keep me going.
It's okay to be you.
It's not okay to be somebody else.
Spare a thought for all those people
who are somebody else.
It must be awful for them!
Martian Tom said:
Yeshshir, there's a job out there that you definitely need like a bullet in the head!