I love malapropisms: similar-sounding but incorrect words, which sometimes have a humorous effect.
Here are a couple of recent ones:
Have you seen any funny word stuff? If so, do share!
I love anything like this. I can think of a few pacific (!) ones...
Stationary Shop (you mean one that doesn't move?)
Complimentary gifts (gifts that tell you how nice your hair looks)
I saw some graffiti on a wall once saying 'Skinheads are basted' - to which someone had added 'Yes... but much nicer sauted'.
Incidentally... today (if you leave off the first zero) is a palindromic date: 81118
Loving your 'pacific' examples!
So glad I know about today's date before it is over - being off work I hardly know which day of the week it is, let alone the date.