Hello

A mass extinction could be nice

It is a joke

I use my glasses all the time. I can’t see far away. So I could technically do my homework, I just don’t want to right now.

Im not sure what type of test she’s doing but she can’t see far away or close up (far away vision is worse)

Good luck FH's mom!  

...wait... If she stole you glasses that you use for work, then is it a theory test on a screen? If so, she's like me and only needs glasses for close stuff.

Mark (formerly Spikey) said:

Do your homework!

I did some of it. Then my mom stole my glasses so she can pass her drivers test …which is concerning that she’s been driving without glasses

Do your homework! 

I think you'll be hard pressed to top that penguin post today - so doesn't matter if this isn't a good one.

Listened to 3 min - the laughing hurts my ears.

Does he actually want to speed up climate change to destroy the world or is that a joke?

I just binge listened to this radio series: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m0023hth

It is Randy Feltface's destruction manual. And presents the depressing reality of climate change in a decidedly not terribly depressing way. It will probably not be for you if you don't like crude jokes.