Published on 12, July, 2020
I was thinking of doing a thread of jokes and humor.
on Thursday my evening routine went out without any fore warning cause someone who doesnt know my evening routine due to not being with me in the evening and stuff told the person who was going to be with me this evening who doesnt know my routine either and there waa some sort of mis communication
for context
she aparantly told me out of nowhere when i was having my meds but she started going on about something else aswell and I was unable to process everything cause it takes longer than normal for me to process things cause of my learning disability sometimes
but also cause I had a sore throat that kept me up the previous night and my sore throat has been worse today Iv been taking something for it. I dont tend to cope with them well cause they afect the texsture of food i will eat and im very fussy about texture anyway and so was too distracted by all that.
she was also talking too fast for me to process the words and sentences and I thought she was just going over my usual routine and so didnt pay much attention cause I already know it and she aparantly thought I agreed with certain times that ended up throwing my routine out the window and I was completely unaware of any changes until the last minute
when I t told her what she said didnt make sense cause its not my routine and she didnt take that well when I told her and I found the change odd and it caused lots of upset to my routine
so cause of everything that happened that evening im even more up for humor and laughter and for that reason and the fact I was thinking about doing a joke and humor thread anyway there is no better time time like the present to make people laugh
here are some jokes and humor I have come up with so far
I make up funny words in my head to use as alternatives to rude words or swear words so thought it would be one cool idea to do with humor
when I was a child I mainly copyed my speacial interests rather than my parents and although they have a habit of swearing sometimes I still chose not to copy them and so have never been known to swear ever since I was little and dont do it even when alone instead I automaticaly come out with all sorts of funny things as always but thats just me. I like making up funny words and my brain automaticaly says funny things instead and so I come up with all sorts of funny things even when im fustraited or iv realised iv made a mistake ir I have an acident so thought funny words would be a good idea cause its a type of humor I could use for the joke thread
heres one of my favourate funny things I say
oh flap- referance to birds flapping when startled
but its the flapping part i find funny and one of my favourate phraises
next I like different types of humor
what do you get when a crab gets into a fight
an all out brawl
what do you get when a teritorial shore crab crosses paths with a hermit? krabby
then theres other funny humor and jokes to come up with aswell. although its about wildlife it can be about anything and thought it would be a good idea for a thread
so today something funny happened. I was just listening to something on my laptop with a pair of ear plugs when my ear plugs decided to pause what I was listening to directly on my laptop without my permission and said disconnected in a human voice.
I wasnt impressed. my new wireless ear plugs can control my laptop aparnatly. i gave it permission to connect to my laptop so my laptop kindly communnicated to the ear plugs too.bear in mind i didnt give it permission to control the video though thats my job. I was sucked in enjoying what im listening to and then it literaly paused what i was watching and listening to out of nowhere and spoke in a human voice. it was like the AI was taking over my laptop for 5 minutes only 5 though. all i had to do was reconnect again but i defanatly wasnt impressed that it paused the laptop for me without my permission.
I gave the ear plug a really good talking to after that
I dont usualy talk ear plugs but this was a good exception
Our speaker does that. I bet it's the same voice too!
that looks funny.
I found this - Pokémon on autocorrect.
I use ear plugs cause i can control the noise level on it and I usualy have it on the lowest setting. if possible i prefer it on i pad or laptop cause theres more volume control than my phone and on my phone if its even on the lowest setting is too noisy for me on my phone.
cause the ear plugs are new wireless ones it was my first time useing the wireless ones on my phone. i didnt find out what it was like until its hurt my ears and i could hear it speaking even without them in my ears even though it was on the lowest volume but on my laptop and i pad it isnt too loud normaly so I use those instead if and when possible
i remeber having less control over the wired ones and them being louder on my phone than i pad and laptop but these ones were much louder. my phone also has a smaller volume bar compared to my laptop and i pad.
im under the suspicion that phones having a low volume bar usualy apple may be partialy responsible for why i find peoples phones too loud even when they have it on the lowest volume both with and without ear plugs.
tvs have a wider range of volume bar aswell tvs are usualy too loud for me at the volumes that are impossible for people that arnt born with hypersensitive hearing to hear cause i can only tolerate at 8 10 at the most.
I find for me tvs arnt as mischievious as my phone when it comes to taking control of features you didnt give it permission to. my phone can be a real trouble maker on ocassions without me being any where near it it turns itself up from the volume i set it to or turns it right down.
another thing its done is activate Siri when im oblivious so it writes up everything iv said if iv spoken to someone and says would you like me to send it? and sometimes before you even get a chance to look at it or speak it says sent
at that point you have to hope it didnt say any gibberish or anything problomatic that could be mis interpreted by the person on the other side
which could be literaly any one
the writing side it can have a mind of its own is auto correct dont get me started on auto correct again though that AI isnt any more intellegent and has written alot stranger things than Siri even things that have nothing to do with what I want to write if im sending a message to a family member. AI even though it can be helpful for people sometimes can be quiet troublemaker at times but it can be funny
iv got many storys from when i used to try speach and typing to see how reliable it was around the 2020 to 2022 period when communicating with family members aswell as auto correct it almost even got me into trouble depending on what the topic was about and the situation when messaging my family and what was mis written or heard which is something it did alot in the end so i ended up relying on standard typing if possible to avoid any more mis interpretations and what not from AI.
my phone has decided cause it has a mind of its own that it would like to have auto correct on by default and doesnt want to switch it off when i switch it off
which was very kind of it and it was thoughtful but not very helpful.
so i ended up usualy useing my i pad more which i can also message family on due to it being synced with my phone. i can. do the same on my laptop aswell though but like I said AI and auto correct can be very funny.