Published on 12, July, 2020
Hi time for another fun topic for everyone it is the start of the zombie apocalypse how would you survive? Only rule is no Shaun of the dead quotes such as let’s go to the Winchester have a pint and let it all blow over or anything like that please.
I would go hide in a deep cave and eat pizza and cupcakes and wait for the apocalypse to end. Over to you guys now.
I would get my surf board, diving equipment and hire a boat and live out on the water and wait for the apocalypse to survive. In theory I should survive as zombies tend to stay on land, they are like cats, they usually hate water lol.
Well personally I grew up in a third world country before moving here and because of that I have the skills of a farmer. so technically all I need are melon/pumpkin seeds (which i already have), can purify water and preserve food. all that's needed is a base. if my thoughts are correct most people would try running out away and out of town, taking some of the zombies with them, though there will be a few Zombies left, it won't be as much as the initial outbreak. giving me time to reinforce my house little by little.
AND I'd be so happy as I don't need to go to work and don't need to interact with people much cos, they'll all be running for their lives.
if I get eaten. I go out being a snack and I know I taste good.
would you let them eat cake?...
Can’t believe this discussion is still going
"Protective camoflage". Good sound tactical thinking, I like it!
I’m pretty good at staring blankly into space so I reckon the zombies would adopt me as one of their own.
I would prepare a boat full of provisions and then live on it. Eat from the sea''s bounty, rainwater etc. Maybe bring along some pals. Of course if one of us dies......
yes, they would go by your house, stop a moment and say, "aw, let him eat cake." and go on by. good strategy, as long as you have cake.
feasible... just dont step on your reading glasses! (re. Twilight Zone)
I would go to Tesco and stock up on toilet paper like everyone else did in covid and then I would buy all my tins and water bottles and then I would live in the countryside or in my flat with barricaded windows and doors.
I say much worse things to my Daughter but she knows it's humour.
Or the Dead with isues.....
Never tackle a Zombie in the Desert....I heard Zombie dust can be bad for you
Am sure those very skills will come in handy when the Triffids attack !
When people start eating cats and dogs, is the point where my cat becomes the bait for a diet of "Longpig".
At last I'll get something I need out of my dealings with my fellow humans, in a simple and very honest, straightforwards set of transactions.
I might TRY to be helpful, nice and Christian, because that suits the situation I find myself in best.
But if the rest of you contnue to abandon common sense and bring about the total breakdown of society, I and my cat are not going to starve or be cold.
Edit: I might have made that policy decision, but this evening I discovered a problem with it.
When I started considering the "pork Loin" slice as a fair anaolog for a slice of "fresh human", I went right off eating it completely...
I guess what you think you might do in a situation soemtimes conflicts with a lifetime of preconditioning...
I'm in the middle of hills and mountains in wales. I'd stay at home and barricade myself in, nipping out for dandelion roots every now and again. I hope my cat will bring me mice sometimes. I will steal smokeless coal.
Haha love that movie. Kill Phil (sorry Phil!) Never gets old. I watched it just the other week, classic movie.
I guess I would hide in my room and fight them off as each one comes. I've played enough plants vs zombies and shooter games I'm pretty sure I have enough experience now to survive. If not I'll just call Crazy Dave and he'll pick me up in his RV.
My dad constantly says I've got no brain and am a zombie so I should be ok and accepted as one of their own at the get go
Love it
Please, Lis, they prefer to be called The Living Impaired!