How would you survive the zombie apocalypse?

Hi time for another fun topic for everyone it is the start of the zombie apocalypse how would you survive? 
Only rule is no Shaun of the dead quotes such as let’s go to the Winchester have a pint and let it all blow over or anything like that please. 

I would go hide in a deep cave and eat pizza and cupcakes and wait for the apocalypse to end. Over to you guys now. 

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  • Anyone ever thought of cooking and eating the Zombies?

    Soon enough the zombies will be hiding from me.

  • hmm maybe in cooking them it weakens whatever zombie virus there is and then ingesting the weakened cooked zombie virus flesh then makes your body able to identify and fight the weak cooked zombie virus so youd become immune to the zombie virus... so the zombies no longer pose a threat of zombifying you with a bite.... although they will still likely give you tetanus if they bite you 

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  • hmm maybe in cooking them it weakens whatever zombie virus there is and then ingesting the weakened cooked zombie virus flesh then makes your body able to identify and fight the weak cooked zombie virus so youd become immune to the zombie virus... so the zombies no longer pose a threat of zombifying you with a bite.... although they will still likely give you tetanus if they bite you 

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