Old proverbial 'sayings'

My head is a repository of all the old sayings my mum used when I was little and they stuck.

I only ever hear people my age (50+) using these now.

It's a shame if their use disappears completely.

I'd be curious to know whether any of the younger members of the forum know/use these.

Please share any you know.

There is a lot of wisdom in these.

A few that spring to mind immediately.

A stitch in time saves nine.

He who hesitates is lost.

Look before you leap.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Jack of all trades, master of none

A rolling stone gathers no moss.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained

Out of the frying pan, into the fire

Youth is wasted on the young

Kill two birds with one stone.

A bad workman blames his tools

A fool and his money are soon parted

Honesty is the best policy

Absence makes the heart grow fonder

Careless talk costs lives

Don't rob Peter to pay Paul

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  • "dumber than a bag of hammers"

    "not the sharpest knife in the drawer"

  • My Dad used to say " As bright as a TocH lamp."   TocH was  (and still is) a religious organisation that has as its symbol an antique oil lamp. As such, it was not very bright.

    Another phrase I heard was  " He's got a full six-pack but has lost the plastic thingy that holds them together." I guess quite a few of us feel like that at times.

    "He doesn't know whether he's inbound, outbound or fogbound."  (Possibly RAF in origin)

    " He needs cranio-rectal disarticulation therapy "   (Because he's got his head stuck up his ... well, you get the idea.)

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  • My Dad used to say " As bright as a TocH lamp."   TocH was  (and still is) a religious organisation that has as its symbol an antique oil lamp. As such, it was not very bright.

    Another phrase I heard was  " He's got a full six-pack but has lost the plastic thingy that holds them together." I guess quite a few of us feel like that at times.

    "He doesn't know whether he's inbound, outbound or fogbound."  (Possibly RAF in origin)

    " He needs cranio-rectal disarticulation therapy "   (Because he's got his head stuck up his ... well, you get the idea.)

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