Published on 12, July, 2020
So i applied for PIP and got an Apple in the post from the DWP.
Considering an Apple has lots of PIPS does this mean i will get lots more Money ?
Sure.
I'm Sorry!
Would it be possible for us to have this conversation elsewhere? An opportunity for you to say anything that you feel you need to get off your chest and say to me?
It,s been a crap year Spark. Lets just say i was disappointed.
How am I? Ummm, I might need to think about that and get back to you in due course. What about you? I can see that your sense of humour appears to have returned.
I had to say it twice because they come in a pair ( No, no pun )
Anyway, how are you ?
The now deceased chicken.
You didn't need to say it twice! What I meant was that I won't ask why you were flapping your WINGS, as I think that should remain between you and the chicken.
WINGS ! lol
I won't ask why.
I didn;t mean to fall asleep. I was just in a flap.
That's a shame. Perhaps she was in too much of a state of shock. Curious though as to why you had fallen asleep though. On second thoughts, do I really want to know?
I tried to propose after a few drinks, but when i woke up She was dead. I found the ring on Her neck.
Pleased to hear it. Am so happy for you that she didn't disappoint.
The Chicken did not have a Visa, it migrated. Best Bird i,ve ever had.
In that case I'm not surprised the turkey cancelled her VISA. Out of interest, did the chicken have a VISA too, or was it a Mastercard?
It was because i was unfaithful with a Chicken.
The mind boggles. Perhaps the British weather was not to her liking.
Last time i had a Turkey She cancelled Her Visa and went Home.
Well no, obviously not.