Irritating phrases

Recycling 

Lets get honest. You do not recycle anything unless you have a glass smelting foundry tucked away under the stairs. You separate waste.

Recycling is done in factories with lots f high tech stuff where they take separated waste and process it into a finished material. Which BTW will always be a lower quality than the original, finished material.

They've started calling sewage treatment works 'water recycling centres'. This has always annoyed me, but I suppose they are kind of recycling the water, at least.

I remember in the days of Mebion Glyndwr, a popular piece of grafitti was 'Don't flush the toilet, the English need the water'!.

I remember in the days of Mebion Glyndwr, a popular piece of grafitti was 'Don't flush the toilet, the English need the water'!.

[tears of laughter].