Published on 12, July, 2020
"When you've met one autistic person, you've met one autistic person."
I'm sure that many of us have now encountered that little bon-mot many times already; true though it is, it is getting to be a bit of a cliche. So, after noting some of the interesting things that people pick out when we quote each others posts, I thought I'd start a thread to see what fresh, new, or rarely heard little aphorisms we could come up with of our own.
Here's a handful I use a lot to get the ball rolling...
Anyone else have any catchy one-liners that describe being autistic to them? (Guaranteed upvote for any funny ones!)
Better put!
Submit your design to Redbubble.
I don't think we'd sue...
"Yes, I know that's not how you experience the world. Think of it as autistic licence."
I have autistic licence to interpret it MY way.
This thread is tremendous thank you Anyone mass producing t-shirts by any chance!? x
I like your paint one too lol great idea for a thread lol
hahaha love this one :))
I'm Aspie - bow down before me - or I won't install your printer for you.
DongFeng5 said:I won't fix your computer. Everyone knows you mainly use it for ρθΓη these days.
I prefer...
"Sure I'll fix your computer, what's for dinner?" (sometimes it's the only decent meal I'll get all month!)
Autism is sufficiently variable to confound your clichéd prejudices.
No, I can't solve your Rubik's Cube for you.
I won't fix your computer. Everyone knows you mainly use it for ρθΓη these days.
Thanks everyone, there are some absolute belters there!
Norms - can't live with them, not allowed to shoot them :-D.
Since Asperger seems to be an unhappy name these days I commend the 2000AD Strontium Dog comic "Norms and Muties" - Go team Mutie!
AUTISTIC PEOPLE: improving the world without getting credit since time began!
Not sure this really qualifies, but I like it...