Published on 12, July, 2020
"When you've met one autistic person, you've met one autistic person."
I'm sure that many of us have now encountered that little bon-mot many times already; true though it is, it is getting to be a bit of a cliche. So, after noting some of the interesting things that people pick out when we quote each others posts, I thought I'd start a thread to see what fresh, new, or rarely heard little aphorisms we could come up with of our own.
Here's a handful I use a lot to get the ball rolling...
Anyone else have any catchy one-liners that describe being autistic to them? (Guaranteed upvote for any funny ones!)
Autism is sufficiently variable to confound your clichéd prejudices.
No, I can't solve your Rubik's Cube for you.
I won't fix your computer. Everyone knows you mainly use it for ρθΓη these days.
I'm Aspie - bow down before me - or I won't install your printer for you.
DongFeng5 said:I won't fix your computer. Everyone knows you mainly use it for ρθΓη these days.
I prefer...
"Sure I'll fix your computer, what's for dinner?" (sometimes it's the only decent meal I'll get all month!)