All-purpose biscuit thread. To dunk or not to dunk, biscuit ethics, favourite biscuits for special occasions, etc.
http://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/
Split off from this thread, because it was getting too silly:
https://community.autism.org.uk/f/adults-on-the-autistic-spectrum/13006/jumped-or-pushed/78331#78331
Shhh.. this is a serious thread...the only celebral contribution to you post is the fine metre and rhyme expressed in the above nonsense verse. 
The following is a biscuit theme work derived from the Orkney Isles as a playground chant. I like it as it seems quite a logically outcome for the individual in having placed their nether garments in said biscuit tin that they may run the risk of accidental consumption. I do however have an underlying anxiety as to why the individual does not own a more appropriate vessel for their underwear.
Whats the time
half past nine
hang your knickers on the line
when they're dry bring them in
stick them in your biscuit tin
eat your biscuits
eat your cakes
eat your knickers by mistake
