dietary creative writing prompt

A paso doble is a marching beat, but is a dance with a story behind it and it's one that often beautifully recreated by every dancer.

I was thinking more of the usual context in which marches are seen on telly, usually with US soldiers doing a call and response call to keep them in time. The call and response songs were common in a lot of thnigs, like weaving and waulking cloth where a rhythm was needed.

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There are three phrases that spring to mind:

1) Each to their own

2) Whatever floats your boat

3) You do you

I personally have no desire to march around, or undertake light exercises whilst uttering a food-related chant. Well, not unless the purpose was to make my son laugh, which would most likely result in me laughing as well.

What I'm trying to say is that if you're happy to chant, march, do light exercises, etc, then carry on. However, be prepared for the fact that if this is done outside the privacy of your own home, it is likely to cause a great deal of amusement and laughter. Depending on your outlook, this doesn't necessarily mean it will be a bad thing, as it has been proven that laughter is good for us and helps to exercise a variety of muscles.

Hey now, marches aren’t STRICTLY an American thing!

Hold on, I hear Stars and Stripes in the next room, I think I’ve gotta go march.

Maybe as the saying goes, 'who smelled it, dealt it'!

I agree with you Iain.

Marches are such an American thing, all I can think of is jar heads running around military bases

StUrungusPolyp said:

you attempting to mock antagonise and ridicule me in order to cause distress

I'm sorry you feel this way.

What I am doing is pointing out what I see as a bad idea, explaining why I think it is bad and adding humour (and some grammer - little joke there too) to make it more engaging for others to read.

You have posted demonstably false information on other threads about nutrition which I have responded to with references to help educate you which I suspect has riled you.

You started this discussion talking about farts which as far as I'm aware is a fairly universal source of humour amongs Brits and has led to the tone of my reply here.

If you are unable to appreciate the humour in it then I will not post further on this thread as you request.

When you talk about your diet

You can sometimes cause a riot

Vegetarian or vegan

Or pescetarian this season

Dairy or oat or soya milk

Just make sure that none is spilt

No it won't and there is no US each person on the spectrum is a individual with their own thoughts feeling opinions and personality, don't develop a gang like mob mentality and try to resist speaking your own personal oppinions as if your words are those of other people, you may start to be looked at as if you and your symptoms were more similar to those that display on another spectrum one thats compleatly differnt than the autistic spectrum, the psychopathic spectrum, are you attempting to mock antagonise and ridicule me in order to cause distress and manipulate other people who see my reaction on a internet platform so that it can be misinterprited by others for them, because thats very similar to behaviours exhibited by individuals fitting of a diagnosis of narcissistic personality dissorder and antisocial personality dissorders, were you ever asessed as having intermitent explosive dissorder as a child because that condition is on the psychopathic spectrum not the autistic spectrum. I am becoming concernd by how you are engaging with me Iain and im going to take measures to prevent you from doing so.

I often have my own personal hole in the ozone layer, it dosen't need a musical accompniment

StUrungusPolyp said:

You must chant it whilst marching and doing various light exercises and stretches

Err, why must we make a spectacle of ourselves while doing exercise?

Most autists already try not to stand out because it leads to bullying and singing "beans, beans the musical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot" while marching is going to make it so much worse for us.