dietary creative writing prompt

Please write a marching chant [Content removed by moderator]

Beans beans are goodfor your heart the more you eat the more you fart the more you fart the better you feel so eat beans for every meal, WAIT !!! 

Peas are like besns so what could this mean ?

Beans and peas are good for your heart the more you eat the more you fart the more you fart the better you feel so eat beans or peas with every meal, WAIT FOR IT !!!......

You must chant it whilst marching and doing various light exercises and stretches to get the body warmed up and stretched off...there was a [Content removed by moderator] woman in the crowd at one of the recent cricket matches on TV doing a hip wiggle it looked possible she had become overstimulated by all of the new sights sounds and smells and was possibly stretching outher back from sitting all day at the cricket and maybe preparing for the interval in antisipation of a sastisfying productive visit to the lavatory, a stunningly beautiful woman and no matter who you are, where you are from or how much beauty you have [Content removed by moderator], keep your knees up my old cocker and try to remaining upbeat and chipper. i believe they have half price pots around this time of the year. 

I can meet for a sensory destimulation and evening should it be required no wiggling one out on the bed sheet as a personal rule. 

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  • Hello StUrungusPolyp, 

    It's great that you're interested in nutrition and wellbeing. However, this forum has some rules that I'd like to draw your attention to: 

     

    Rule 4: No harmful or offensive content. 

    Do not post or link to anything that is: graphic or obscene, defamatory or libellous, impersonating someone else, infringing copyright. 

    Rule 6: No medical or legal advice. 

    Do not offer medical or legal advice. Always seek professional help for these matters. Treat any medical or legal information shared as the opinion of the user who posted it and meant for general discussion purposes only. 

    I've edited your content to adhere to the Online Community rules. 

    Kind regards, 

    Katrina Mod.

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