Published on 12, July, 2020
I used fast cars, motorcycles, drinking beer, fighting, chasing women, and having bad relationships to try to fit into society but the real issue was I was on the spectrum.
It took me a long time to work out what the real issue was. Have you had a similar experience ?
did you up the adrenalin in your life to try and fit in ? like climbing ice mountains at night with a torch on your head !
did you drink far too much to overcome your lacking social skills ? Funny stories are most welcome as well of course we do need a laugh.
Have you made a complete tit of yourself ? lets us know please.
Did you join the army or the navy by mistake ? lets us know please.
does driving cars and/or motorcycles help calm your autism related anxiety or make it worse (eg road rage) ? lets us know
did autism cause you to be so aggressive you got arrested a lot,,,, how did you deal with it, how did your parents deal with it ?
telling jokes about your autism and autistic mistakes is most welcome
what has 4 wings and flies ?
aidie said:what has 4 wings and flies ?
(...This again, yes...)
An Eagle that has decided to fly off with Your Xmas Turkey.
...More likely though, is a Seagull that has stolen someone's "KFC Hot Wings" takeaway.
...Also, common to very rich Arabs, is a Kestrel being transported from England to Arabia in a Private Plane. Back on topic for this Thread, would be a disassembled Cessna being transported by a Cargo Plane. This could go on and on...(!)
(Ho Ho Ho! (Me trying to laugh like a MAN, there)... This is a Man's Thread and so despite M'self and a few other 'Wimmen' Posting here by now... "A used Maxi pad" is a very good answer yet a thing which *real* Men have no concept of! Thank You though, certainly - A very good answer which I would not have thought of M'self, what with me bein' a Man on this Thread and all... )
(When I get too silly like this, that really is a sign that I should log off...)
A used maxi pad?
aidie said:what has 4 wings and flies?
...An Eagle that has just eaten a Bat.
...A Bat that has had a rather unsuccessful night of hunting, and has only managed to catch & eat *one* very large Moth.
...A Dog, which, as some Dogs like to do, has swallowed a Butterfly and/or two Houseflies.
(...or Maybe I should stop thinking about answers to this Question *quite* so much, now...?)
i like your replies you have quite an inventive mind may i say
Disambiguating Cynosure said:An Eagle that has decided to fly off with Your Xmas Turkey
that is good enough for a Christmas cracker
actually all 3 are !
just for clarification here are the 2 jokes together
what has 4 wings and flies? : answer: 2 birds
what has 4 wheels and flies? : answer: a bin lorry