I think I was payed a compliment

I have a cafe next door to where I work, I go there for a tea now and then as I am familiar with the owner, known him for 20 years+

On occasion I have chatted to a young waitress in there, mainly about how her turbulent relationships are.

On this occasion I happened to mention that I have only had 2 relationships, one for 2 years, then that girlfriend moved away to the USA.

Then another, my current relationship whom I have been with for 29 years

Amazingly she said ' yeah well not everyone is normal like you'

Mind blown!