Published on 12, July, 2020
Hey my fellow Asperger's/Autistic people, allow me to explain the Comedy Curve Club. First of all if you are here on this site, your'e in. (That includes you too Admins).
The purpose is simply to make you, make me, make you laugh. The Comedic challenge I have set myself is to create/revamp one word - one line - one page jokes for 365 days.
The target is 1 joke per day - 7 jokes per week. I have NO IDEA! If this can work or not.
The broad subject matter is Asperger's and Autism. I will start with yesterday; 17/7/17 up to and including 18/7/18
What subject matter I address in my jokes/comments is up to you. (You have the power.)
What have you never heard an Aspie joke about before?
Please tell me your funny Aspergers story that could be made into a joke. (Private message me if you wish.)
What in our everyday world do most people around you see as normal, but to you it is just plain 'wrong' ?
big or little it doesn't matter!
For me this will all be a part of my therapy. I therefore thank you all in advance for your support and co operation in this crazy venture/adventure.
Regards,
Hendrow.
Remember, It all started right here.
I have a number of number jokes the exact number of number of number jokes is growing, so I will just add this one two, I meant too.
I don't think that 'ter' improves the word 'bet' in any way at all, do you?
Hello, . . . . . . . I am Autistic, so when I ask 'how are you?' Please try to remember, it is a rhetorical question!!
I boiled the kettle and it turned into steam.
Book to Read, 'Why I love Cartoons ~ By ~Annie Mae, Shun.
me ocd? no!cdo? Alphabetical...no!DOC= Numerical . . . ah!
What did the pirate say when asked to name, two unconnected professional cyclists, one of them must be a Olympic medal winner, the other a Tour de France competitor? The pirate said, "Chris and Mikel,"
Seeing the bemused look's, he amended his answer to 'Landa, Hoy' . . . . . . . Its not my fault, He started it.
Fresh from my mind,
OK, Ok, I am convinced . . . . . . . . " life's 2 short 4 abbreviations.
Another Number Joke.
To Darth Vader, here on this site I wrote the following.
Absolutely and Definitely Under no Circumstances can there be any 1's or 2's even 3's for that matter. But the 4's may be with you Darth.
Quick, Quick, Think of a joke.
So I thought of the government, past present and future.
I am sat here thinking about Rain Man, but not in the meteorological sense.
Did you know? The first time the word 'original' was used in English it was plagiarised.
What is the alternative name for flies in my local Chinese Take-away?
Chips. (Do we all remember Benny Hill?)
As a little boy, I remember watching the Black and White Minstrel's Show, on a black and White TV, (The TV was NOT black an white~for clarification!) Oh how things have changed.
What do you call a fly with one wing?
FLAPPER!
What do you call a fly with no wings and no legs?
A 'Stay'. (*A fly with no wings is called a 'Walk'.)
I know that was absolutely shocking. Its funny how easy people switch. Around here being neutral, can't keep things live, what on earth is he trying to plug, best stay grounded.
What, what, what? said the electricity to the bulb.
What do you call a deer with a bionic eye?
Very good eye-deer!!
Metaphorically speaking I am a literalist.